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5/11 @8:10 Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins

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I may be superstitious or easily excited but I have a bad feeling about this game. It looks like a pretty rough crowd to me. 

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8 hours ago, Keepleyland2 said:

TBD vs Kohl Stewart

Let's play 2.

TBD?  Must be Latin for still taking applications.

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41 minutes ago, Casimir said:

TBD?  Must be Latin for still taking applications.

I think they are hoping Timmy Bobby Dalton in section 123 has a decent arm

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Gregory Soto is starting for the tigs.

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1 minute ago, kdog said:

Gregory Soto is starting for the tigs.

OK, now you're just making names up.

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I don’t know if I’m going to watch this game or not. Today I’m getting manscaped, chatting online with my girlfriend in Odessa, and getting a loan from LendingTree so I can visit her. I may not be able to fit in John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt’s debut. 

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2 hours ago, IdahoBert said:

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So John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt was the winner of the reverse raffle, eh?

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2 hours ago, Keepleyland2 said:

I think they are hoping Timmy Bobby Dalton in section 123 has a decent arm

He does, but he couldn't get today off work.

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1 hour ago, IdahoBert said:

I don’t know if I’m going to watch this game or not. Today I’m getting manscaped, chatting online with my girlfriend in Odessa, and getting a loan from LendingTree so I can visit her. I may not be able to fit in John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt’s debut. 

Don’t keep an Odessa woman waiting.

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20 minutes ago, Casimir said:

So John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt was the winner of the reverse raffle, eh?

His name is my name too. 

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1 hour ago, IdahoBert said:

His name is my name too. 

Was your nickname JJ? And challenge the hitters. All that nibbling the corners creates walks who eventually score when you finally throw a strike and it gets blasted.

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33 minutes ago, Sports_Freak said:

Was your nickname JJ? And challenge the hitters. All that nibbling the corners creates walks who eventually score when you finally throw a strike and it gets blasted.

I do not tolerate nicknames. And for that reason whenever I go out, the people always shout, “There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, nah nah nah nah nah nah nah naaaaahhhhh.”

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History in the making here, Schmidt will be the first descendant of a Nazi war criminal to pitch in the majors.

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I like the defensive deployment of Goodrum at 2B.  That karate kick on Friday night should keep the Twins' running game at bay and keep the double play opportunities in play if Soto decides to allow anyone on base tonight.

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It is so gratifying they won the first game.  It would be gratifying if Cabrera could single in Goodrum right now too. 

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We have seen some really bad umpiring behind the plate lately.  I can’t believe these umpires aren’t held accountable for their inability to call balls and strikes. 

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Welcome to the bigs, kid.  Now stop pitching down the middle—you need to give the team 5 IP tonight.

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With Cabrera gone will Dixon DH?  He has twice as many homers as Cabrera. 

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