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Out on a bike ride today.  Up in the distance, I could see someone walking.  As I got closer, I could tell this person was pacing back and forth rather than walking ahead.  Once I got to this person, I noticed she was attempting to walk a cocker spaniel.  However, the doggy was lying flat on it belly, head on the ground, all four limbs extended away from its body.  Clearly the 4 legged walker was in charge of when breaks were to be taken.

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30 minutes ago, Casimir said:

Out on a bike ride today.  Up in the distance, I could see someone walking.  As I got closer, I could tell this person was pacing back and forth rather than walking ahead.  Once I got to this person, I noticed she was attempting to walk a cocker spaniel.  However, the doggy was lying flat on it belly, head on the ground, all four limbs extended away from its body.  Clearly the 4 legged walker was in charge of when breaks were to be taken.

I have a pug/beagle mix. She has two speeds on the walk, flat out run and let’s sniff every blade of grass. 
 

A few years ago we had a neighbor who had a French Bulldog, he’d take the dog out for a walk, get about halfway around the subdivision and the dog would just lay down in the middle of the street, he’d had enough. Several times I’d see the guy pull out his cell phone to call his wife to drive the quarter mile or so to get them.

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Driving yesterday when I see a school bus dropping some kids off in a parking lot.  I was on a main road and the kids lived down a side street that is a dead end.  The bus doesn't want to navigate turning around so they drop them in the parking lot and the kids walk the rest of the way.

What made me laugh is the parking lot is for a marijuana dispensary.  So it looks like 10 little kids are headed into the weed shop after a rough day at elementary school.  

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12 hours ago, Deleterious said:

Driving yesterday when I see a school bus dropping some kids off in a parking lot.  I was on a main road and the kids lived down a side street that is a dead end.  The bus doesn't want to navigate turning around so they drop them in the parking lot and the kids walk the rest of the way.

What made me laugh is the parking lot is for a marijuana dispensary.  So it looks like 10 little kids are headed into the weed shop after a rough day at elementary school.  

Yet another unintended consequence of wearing a mask all day?

I wonder which kids have the funnier stories.  These kids, or the kids that get dropped off in the "gentlemen's club" parking lot?

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On 6/18/2020 at 7:02 AM, John_Brian_K said:

I have never got the "save tp" thing when it came to bidets.  Maybe I am using mine wrong, but I have had one around 10 years and use MORE tp when I use it.

It was never meant to replace tp IMO.  It was more about getting cleaner.  You need both.

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A person came into the Albertson’s grocery store where my son works in Boise, Idaho yesterday saying they had been given this bill as change at a Walmart and that they wanted to break it at Albertsons. Front and back are as he described it to me. But first she wanted them to run it through a “verification machine” and if that failed to at least be given partial credit for the bill. Even after being told by one checker that this was obviously not real currency with or without a machine they went to several other checkers, all of whom relayed the same information until they finally went to the courtesy desk where they were studiously ignored until they left. Of course everyone knows that the reverse side of the bill should’ve been in green. 

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3 hours ago, IdahoBert said:

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A person came into the Albertson’s grocery store where my son works in Boise, Idaho yesterday saying they had been given this bill as change at a Walmart and that they wanted to break it at Albertsons. Front and back are as he described it to me. But first she wanted them to run it through a “verification machine” and if that failed to at least be given partial credit for the bill. Even after being told by one checker that this was obviously not real currency with or without a machine they went to several other checkers, all of whom relayed the same information until they finally went to the courtesy desk where they were studiously ignored until they left. Of course everyone knows that the reverse side of the bill should’ve been in green. 

Since half the merchandise in a Walmart comes from China, maybe that bill should be fitting currency there.....🤔

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57 minutes ago, Gehringer_2 said:

Since half the merchandise in a Walmart comes from China, maybe that bill should be fitting currency there.....🤔

Kind of a shame, too.  I'm so old I remember when they touted "made in the U.S.A." in their advertising.

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My wife opens up her school year every year with caterpillars and a lesson on monarchs.  She been doing this for years.  We usually have a few to keep at home for our kids to watch.  She'll bring the classroom critters home over the weekends.  All of these different caterpillars and I cannot remember seeing one actively shedding its caterpillar skin to go into chrysalis.  Finally saw it happen this weekend, and luckily our kids got to watch it, too.

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I’ve owned Harleys since I got back into riding. I sold my last one with the intention of not riding again for a few years. Then my wife mentioned I should get a bike again and @mr.melissag95 wouldn’t shut up about how much he loved his beemer. 
 

So I tried one and now it’s sitting in my garage. 

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