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I was just a boy when the infidels came in their black hawk helicopters. The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the firey black liquid death. In the midst of the chaos I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help. As quickly as they had come the infidels were gone. It was on that day I put a jihad on them. And if you don't believe it you better kill me now cause I'll put a jihad on you.

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Originally posted by Biff Mayhem

I was just a boy when the infidels came in their black hawk helicopters. The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the firey black liquid death. In the midst of the chaos I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help. As quickly as they had come the infidels were gone. It was on that day I put a jihad on them. And if you don't believe it you better kill me now cause I'll put a jihad on you.

Michael Moore

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Is this a trick question Biff? An Iranian remembering Iraq's attack on his country? A Kurd? Did we give Blackhawks to Saddam? Did they even exist back then?

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You just HATE the fact that you have to give me 'mega-loads of cool points'.

It just gives you a pain in your stomach, doesn't it ?

Hand em over, clown boy.

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Originally posted by smr-nj

You just HATE the fact that you have to give me 'mega-loads of cool points'.

It just gives you a pain in your stomach, doesn't it ?

Hand em over, clown boy.

no, you cheated......no cool points and no soup for you.

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If any of the guys would have guessed right, you'd have given them mega cool points, but you won't give them to me.

Why?

Because you don't like girls.

Homo.

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Originally posted by smr-nj

If any of the guys would have guessed right, you'd have given them mega cool points, but you won't give them to me.

Why?

Because you don't like girls.

Homo.

No, I just don't like you. You just happen to be a gurl.

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Originally posted by IdahoBert

I tried to cheat but nothing came up in yahoo.

pssttt..... I tried yahoo too, to no avail. But Google worked ! :classic:

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Originally posted by smr-nj

pssttt..... I tried yahoo too, to no avail. But Google worked ! :classic:

You're smart. You can even change font size. I'm not worthy...:classic:

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Hey !

I sent YOU that card a long time ago.

None the less......

This one's for you, toots:

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Originally posted by eastside billee

I think part of that should be My quote.

(psst. check the avatar)

EB-

i never made the connection until this comment. all along, i just thought you were a goofy looking dude!:classic:

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