07-17-12--DETROIT VS LA ANGELS--7:05PM

[IdahoBert]

Schoolboy Rowe 1954 Topps





From Detroit, Michigan




It's the Detroit Tigers
vs
the Los Angeles Angels








July 17, 2012 7:05 PM







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[IdahoBert]

[PuNk42AE]

LAA: G. Richards (2-1, 4.21)
DET: J. Turner (0-0, 1.80)

[IdahoBert]

Turner will toss seven and one-third innings of perfect ball with 14 Ks, Jim will pull him due to pitch count restrictions, the bullpen will implode and the Tigers will lose the game, with the team finally being chased off the field by angry peasants with pitchforks and crude torches. A man from Ypsilanti will set fire to Ryan Raburn even though he will not have been in the lineup or done anything to warrant it. Lynn Henning will approve of the burning. Book it.

[RJBBREZ]

Turner will toss seven and one-third innings of perfect ball with 14 Ks, Jim will pull him due to pitch count restrictions, the bullpen will implode and the Tigers will lose the game, with the team finally being chased off the field by angry peasants with pitchforks and crude torches. A man from Ypsilanti will set fire to Ryan Raburn even though he will not have been in the lineup or done anything to warrant it. Lynn Henning will approve of the burning. Book it.

And Rod Allen will still find a way to tie it into some story from his playing time in Japan.

[sagnam]

I heard on the radio today that at one point during the Orioles series Rod said that Thome is almost too slow to slide.

That made me laugh.

[JayVee]

^^true

[T&P_Fan]

I heard on the radio today that at one point during the Orioles series Rod said that Thome is almost too slow to slide.

That made me laugh.

That is really funny. I didn't hear that, but I got a good chuckle out of it just now.

[Turnbuckle]

That is really funny. I didn't hear that, but I got a good chuckle out of it just now.

Same here. Imagining it in his voice just makes it that much better :P

[JayVee]

Actually, I believe Rod said that Thome was almost running too slow to slide, at the time... not that he's too slow in general. But Mario then did his classic "You know what? I think you may have something there!" routine which, to me, made it all the funnier.

[Juck Verllo]

Stating the obvious here, but I would absolutely love to see Turner shut the Angels down. Of course find a way to win is the first objective. However the icing on the cake would be to see this kid dominate.

GO TIGERS!

[Mr. Bigglesworth]

1. Austin Jackson, CF
2. Quintin Berry, LF
3. Miguel Cabrera, 3B
4. Prince Fielder, 1B
5. Delmon Young, DH
6. Brennan Boesch, RF
7. Jhonny Peralta, SS
8. Alex Avila, C
9. Ramon Santiago, 2B

[thefunk]

It'd be nice to have Turner toss a gem. Angel's fans have been riding high with their 'kid fish' in center, it'd be really cool to shut them up for a little bit.

Angels could be scary good in a few years if they can fix their rotation and bullpen.

[pyrotigers]

Pretty excited to see Turner vs the Millville Meteor

[Antrat]

Shannon Hogan is starting to win me over.
She looked pretty cute last night.

[Gehringer_2]

Shannon Hogan is starting to win me over.
She looked pretty cute last night.

Yeah - but do you think she goes for guys in big hats?

[Antrat]

Yeah - but do you think she goes for guys in big hats?

Only if they have big feet.

[Dawgs]

I hate those segments on the show, but I like Shannon. Being 48 years old has necessarily lowered my standards though as 22 year old hotties with perfect bodies now seem unattainable.

[ToledoTigerFan]

California is dreamin' about a Tiger victory! Final score........

Tigers 5
Angels 3

[Mr. Bigglesworth]

Shampooed my carpet (not a euphamism), pruned a tree so I could get a clear satellite signal, and now drinking a Yuengling. Let's do this *****!

[Sports_Freak]

My prediction is we'll see Duane Below by the 6th inning. And...we'll need to score 7 to 9 runs to win this game.

[ToledoTigerFan]

PLAY BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Greenwit]

Yikes this is the team that ran like mad on Turner last year.

[Sports_Freak]

Shannon Hogan is starting to win me over.
She looked pretty cute last night.

I hate those segments on the show, but I like Shannon. Being 48 years old has necessarily lowered my standards though as 22 year old hotties with perfect bodies now seem unattainable.

22 hotties are nice to look at, but talking to one makes me realize how much our school system is failing kids these days. My son is 24 and there's have been several girls his age, who, when I talk to them, makes me realize their lack of education. As well as the music they like! No thanks, being faithfully married for 24+ years is something I'm proud of. I've made many, many mistakes in my life, but being a faithful, caring husband is one thing I'm extremely proud of. And I have very little respect for men (or women) who cheat of their spouse.

<Rant Over, this is one of my many pet peeves>

Let's. Go. Tigers!

[moonwatcher]

Too soon to get Below warmed up?

[Greenwit]

4 to zip.

[ToledoTigerFan]

Dude, you can't throw fastballs there.

[jbhappy]

Too soon to get Below warmed up?

No, it is not.

[JayVee]

Tigers obviously showcasing Turner for a trade...

[keyser343]

How do you throw a fastball down the middle after 0-2?

[waffel]

Trumbomb

[MC24]

That was Porcello like. Up 0-2 in count, eh, throw fb down pipe

[hail2mich]

Those trade rumors for a starting pitcher suddenly seem more realistic.

[sagnam]

He throws a lot of pitches right over the heart of the plate.

[Mr. Bigglesworth]

Dammit Jacob, I hadn't even settled into my couch.

[MC24]

Too bad there's scouts on hand to see this

Avila is retarded

[moonwatcher]

That's the perfect way to not end this inning

[keyser343]

Avila is not receiving Turner well either.

[JayVee]

The ump was totally blocking Avila's view of that ball...

[Shelton]

Too bad there's scouts on hand to see this

Avila is retarded

Nice.