The Word Is Bird

I was literally thinking that as I typed that post — and almost added a short paragraph about it at the end. Haha. 👏🏼 Always on the short end, our Tigs...

In terms of a Mario replacement, we’re a couple of years too late for my new-ish favorite baseball broadcaster — Potterville, Michigan’s own, Joe Davis. Damn it, Vin — you should’ve stayed with the Dodgers for two more seasons.

I’m almost deathly afraid that C-Mo is going to get Rod’s spot full-time. If this happens, I’m going back to Dan + Jim full time. I’d be willing to bet that Mario will be back next season. I’d also be willing to bet that Rod will not be.

Poor Michael Fulmer. Pitching his *** off, and yet again, our offense is providing him with nothing.

My basketball evaluation skills aren't very strong these days (I've been watching less and less basketball these last few seasons), but I can see a little of Ginobli in Kennard's game. Let's say a poor woman's Ginobli. No?

Al Avila and Ausmus are those two bums you catch, mid act, stealing a rake off of your deck. Put it back, move away slowly, and I won't tell anyone. Al and Brad, step away (today), and we'll (try to) pretend that neither of you ever happened.

Trashtellanos's wild throw into the base line nearly gets Miggy's wrist or hand hurt there. Didn't Miggy break his hand or wrist once on an errant throw into the first base line and runner once?

If this tells you anything, while you were gone, I believe Nick's name was officially changed to Nicholas Alexander Trashtellanos.

I. Just. Can't. Nick Castrates isn't Major League material right now.

NICHOLAS Trashtellanos strikes again. I liked "Nick" marginally better than this Nicholas character.

Fair analysis. Anybody but C-Mo, really. I can't take Craig much longer. Sadly -- and I could be wrong -- I believe I heard that Jonesie is only in the studio "for the weekend". Hope that's not the case, but it probably is.

On a positive note, Victor "Molasses" Martinez can probably now add "Paleontologist" to his resume now. He likely discovered the remains of the 2017 Detroit Tigers in that dirt.

Ahh, and now to see AniBLOW get shelled. I'm a pretty calm person, but this Tigers bullpen (and most every other Tigers bullpen of the last 10-15 seasons) absolutely makes my blood boil anymore. No good beisbol fan deserves this.

This is always correct. Shane Gangrene at it again. I have absolutely ZERO faith in this guy at all (or this bull****pen).