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    Happy Days Are Here Again!!!
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    Celery Sticks...
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    Cucumber Slices...


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    At last...
    A practical application of fashion...
    NECK BRACE...


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    A Proper Balance of Fruits...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Auburndale Ray View Post
    Celery Sticks...
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    So I guess I've heard of viewing fashion models as 'meat', but is this show being held in a meat locker? The audience looks dressed for 10F.
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    Grapes

    You know...I probably have an average number of dreams, but I really don't know for sure, because I don't go around asking other people how many dreams they have and stuff...
    But...I forget most of them when I wake up...
    However, recently I seem to remember more of them, like the one a week or so ago where I was on a deserted island...

    Well, last night I had another dream that I remembered and I hesitate to bore you with it, but I will anyways...
    Feel free to skip this and go to the next boring post...

    Anyways, the dream started with me watching a movie where Cleopatra was eating grapes while reclining on a rich looking Persian Rug...
    And one of her slaves was waving a large feather type fan to keep her cool...
    And all of this gave me an instant craving for grapes...
    Now, I was still dreaming, and I turned off the TV and went to the store to get some grapes...
    As I got to the produce section with the grapes, I saw there was only two packages of grapes left...
    And I looked at both of them to see if there were any rotten grapes in either package...
    And to my horror, both packages had several rotten grapes and they both looked old and ready to be thrown out...
    Just then, in my dream, this old mean looking woman with a wart on her nose came up and grabbed both bags and took off with them...
    I stood there with my mouth wide open, shocked and mortified...
    The old lady seemed to have a smug look on her face, as if she had won some kind of championship mud-wrestling event...
    So...I take a moment to gather my thoughts, and then I see a guy dressed in a white smock and he is the produce manager...
    And I seem to float over to him and I ask him if he has any more grapes...
    And he smiles a surreal smile and said yes a brand new shipment just came in and they were the best grapes he had ever seen...
    And he said he would go bring them out right now...
    And in a couple of minutes, he brought out these wonderful purple grapes, fresh and ripe and full of flavor...
    And he said he had been in the produce business for 20 years and these were the best grapes he had ever seen...
    Except for the ones that he saw on a movie one time, when Cleopatra was eating some while reclining on a rich looking Persian Rug...
    And I was startled that he said that and I looked closely at the man, and he looked exactly like the slave who was trying to keep Cleopatra cool with the long feather fan in the movie, except he was older now...
    So...I got a package of the wonderful grapes and went to the check-out lane...
    And there was this mean woman again, with the two old bags of rotten grapes...
    And she turned around and saw my grapes...
    And a tear came to her eyes and I looked closely at her face and into her eyes...
    And suddenly, I realized this was the same lady who played Cleopatra in the movie I had just watched...
    And she said that my grapes reminded her so much of the ones she used to enjoy when she played Cleopatra in the movies...
    And she opened her purse to pay for her groceries and an Egyptian Cobra began to rise out of her purse...

    And then I woke up...
    And the TV was on...
    And there was Cleopatra, clutching the snake to her breast with her dying gasp...
    Whilst reclining next to a beautiful background of fresh, luscious purple grapes...


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    Kate Beckinsale arrives at the Grammy Awards...
    She is going to the Toga party afterwards...


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    "A Buddhist monk" would not be the first guess from most people when asked who invented the 5-Hour Energy drink. But Forbes reporter Clare O'Conner discovered that's exactly who is behind the phenomenon that has a 90%-near monopoly of the energy shot market.
    Specifically, credit goes to Michigan resident Manoj Bhargava, 58, who came up with the idea after visiting a natural products trade show in California several years ago.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Auburndale Ray View Post
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    If that is a bit of custom paint stripe and not a body crease running under the door hand I'd make it a 69 cougar.
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    Crash landing of F6F-3, Number 30 of Fighting Squadron Two (VF-2), USS Enterprise, into the carrier's port side 20mm gun gallery, Nov.,10, 1943...
    Lieutenant Walter L. Chewning, Jr., USNR, the Catapult Officer, is climbing up the plane's side to assist the pilot from the burning aircraft...
    The pilot, Ensign Byron M. Johnson, escaped without significant injury...
    Enterprise was then en route to support the Gilberts Operation...
    Note the plane's ruptured belly fuel tank...



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    A heart-warming rescue in Detroit...


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    Permain Basin Vietnam Memorial (next to Midland, TX airport)
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    Climbing seems to be gaining some interest...


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    Naked...


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    Along the waterfront in San Diego, CA...


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    Tragedy struck our village yesterday, as three fine young chefs were killed in a car accident in Ocala, Florida...
    Closing the Cane Garden Restaurant here...and dampening spirits...

    So for those struggling with a tragic loss...

    Gone From My Sight

    I am standing upon the seashore.
    A ship at my side spreads her white
    sails to the morning breeze and starts
    for the blue ocean.

    She is an object of beauty and strength.
    I stand and watch her until at length
    she hangs like a speck of white cloud
    just where the sea and sky come
    to mingle with each other.

    Then, someone at my side says;
    "There, she is gone!"

    "Gone where?"
    Gone from my sight. That is all.
    She is just as large in mast and hull
    and spar as she was when she left my side
    and she is just as able to bear her
    load of living freight to her destined port.
    Her diminished size is in me, not in her.

    And just at the moment when someone
    at my side says, "There, she is gone!"
    There are other eyes watching her coming,
    and other voices ready to take up the glad
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    "Here she comes!"
    And that is dying.

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    Flying in 1952...


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    A Page Turner...


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    Single women and single men spend Valentine's Day very differently:

    If there's a God, He is laughing at us and our football team.

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    If there's a God, He is laughing at us and our football team.

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    Not as bad as when the Main Fire Station in Hopkinsville, KY burnt to the ground...


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    No...Just Sharpies...


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    Anyone try this yet???


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    Impending Doom

    You know...I don't often think about a world ending event such as the terrible possibility that someone will push a button somewhere...
    Or there will be a huge underground volcano that will erupt and evaporate all the water in the oceans...
    Or that there is a huge Asteroid headed right for Flint, Michigan and it will destroy the entire Earth, including Flint...
    Or that something is going to be put in our water supply that will turn us in mad, flesh-eating Zombies...
    Or that Aliens are already here and are planning to start eating us next Tuesday...
    Or there is a deadly virus that is going to be released in Mountain View, Arkansas and it will spread slowly until we are all infected...
    Or the Sun will explode and melt everything into a big gooey ball...
    Or that Big Foots have been secretly multiplying and they are ready for a revenge attack for all the dirty tricks we have played on them...
    And of course, you have the Mayan Calendar thing coming on Dec. 21, 2012...

    I mean...What's the use of thinking about this stuff...
    If any of the above things happen, it won't make any difference...
    There is really no way to prepare for these doomsday events...

    But just in case...I have stocked up on Vienna Wieners, Moon Pies and Pabst Blue Ribbon...
    And some fireworks and those cheese balls that come in large plastic jugs...
    Some Tootsie Roll Pops, Skittles, Cheese Whiz and a flashlight...
    Of course, all this is purely precautionary...
    And if we don't all die...I will just have a big party...
    Ain't life grand...


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    Stress Reliever...


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    He would have been 48 today...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Auburndale Ray View Post
    He would have been 48 today...

    Isn't he still 48 today?

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    I fought 'em off...
    They're gone now...


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    It's time to get dangerous...


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