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Polish woman, huh. Must restrain on jokes . . . .
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Mom claims daughter got pregnant from sperm floating in pool
July 09, 2009 • 11:38 am
By Diana Fasanella
Sperm: Ready, aim, fire!
A Polish woman has filed a lawsuit against an Egyptian hotel after claiming her teenage daughter got pregnant from using the pool.
Magdalena Kwiatkowska claims her 13-year-old daughter conceived from a stray sperm floating in the hotel’s mixed-sex pool after she took a dip, the Sun reports. The hotel was not named.
The teen returned to Poland from holiday expecting a baby. Kwiatkowska said her daughter did not meet any boys while she was in Egypt.
Tourist authorities in Warsaw confirmed the complaint. The mother is seeking compensation from the hotel.
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07-09-2009, 07:23 PM
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Is that like getting gonorrhea from a tractor?
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07-09-2009, 07:37 PM
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Seems implausible. Would the chlorine kill the sperm? Seems like it might. I'm betting there is another explantion.
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07-09-2009, 11:39 PM
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Seems implausible. Would the chlorine kill the sperm? Seems like it might. I'm betting there is another explantion.
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Really?
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07-10-2009, 12:08 AM
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Must restrain self . . . must not make this pun . . no one likes puns . . .
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It sounds like the mom is in "deNile."
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07-10-2009, 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by jaymo
Must restrain self . . . must not make this pun . . no one likes puns . . .
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It sounds like the mom is in "deNile."
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Well done!
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07-10-2009, 01:07 AM
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I think the daughters story sphinx to high heaven. sorry (no, I'm not)
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07-10-2009, 01:31 AM
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Mom needs to keep her daughter's asp on a shorter leash.
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07-10-2009, 02:19 PM
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The first clue the girl might be pregnant was when she told her mom that she had skipped her pyramid.
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07-10-2009, 03:22 PM
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The first clue the girl might be pregnant was when she told her mom that she had skipped her pyramid.
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Don't you really mean...............her Mummy?
that hurt myself........
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07-10-2009, 03:56 PM
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Don't you really mean...............her Mummy?
that hurt myself........
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UGH! How did I miss that opportunity? I could have had a double-pun score!
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