WE HAVE NO HITTERS CABRERA IS OVERRATED PEOPLE

**DaYooperASBDT** · 02-15-2012, 04:47 PM

Just try and prove me wrong.

**Antrat** · 02-15-2012, 04:55 PM

I voted for "D".

**tiger337** · 02-15-2012, 04:57 PM

He hits all his home runs when the Tigers are up 10-0. He never does anything when it counts.

**Yoda** · 02-15-2012, 04:59 PM

omg this is so hillarious!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mock threads are so awesome and have never been done before.

**tiger337** · 02-15-2012, 05:00 PM

Originally Posted by Yoda

omg this is so hillarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haters gonna hate.

**Antrat** · 02-15-2012, 05:02 PM

**Yoda** · 02-15-2012, 05:05 PM

Originally Posted by tiger337

haters gonna hate.

Bad ideas gonna be bad ideas :p

I just think if someone new comes here (it is that time of year) and immediately sees this and that other thread, they'd probably not stay long.

**Antrat** · 02-15-2012, 05:07 PM

The Walking Dead thread already scared off any females that might have wanted to post here.
NERDS!!!!

**Who is the Drizzle?** · 02-15-2012, 05:12 PM

**mr0zip0** · 02-15-2012, 05:30 PM

Originally Posted by Who is the Drizzle?

Once you subtract s^2, r no longer equals s?

**MotorCityKitty** · 02-15-2012, 05:32 PM

Lol, classic

**chasfh** · 02-15-2012, 05:32 PM

Originally Posted by DaYooperASBDT

Just try and prove me wrong.

I put the over-under on this clown getting banned at 50,675 posts.

**Jeff6851** · 02-15-2012, 05:36 PM

Originally Posted by Who is the Drizzle?

If r=s and you divide by (r-s) then you divide by 0

COME AT ME

**tiger337** · 02-15-2012, 05:39 PM

You can't divide by r-s because it's zero (Edit: Jeff beat me to it)

**IdahoBert** · 02-15-2012, 05:43 PM

You are the weakest link, Yoopster. Good bye.

**Who is the Drizzle?** · 02-15-2012, 06:25 PM

Originally Posted by Jeff6851

If r=s and you divide by (r-s) then you divide by 0

COME AT ME

**jaymo** · 02-15-2012, 06:40 PM

Originally Posted by Who is the Drizzle?

Sine is not 1 to 1 and so it does not have an inverse function unless you restrict the domain. Arcsin (sin x) only equals x for -pi/2 <= x <= pi/2.

There's algebra and trig. Let's do calc next.

**mr0zip0** · 02-15-2012, 06:41 PM

**jaymo** · 02-15-2012, 06:41 PM

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a mountain climber?

**tiger337** · 02-15-2012, 06:46 PM

trigonometry sucks. what's that got to to do with baseball. you guy are morons.

**DaYooperASBDT** · 02-15-2012, 06:47 PM

Originally Posted by IdahoBert

You are the weakest link, Yoopster. Good bye.

Damn.

**DaYooperASBDT** · 02-15-2012, 06:48 PM

Originally Posted by jaymo

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a mountain climber?

Our new first baseman?

**jaymo** · 02-15-2012, 06:51 PM

Originally Posted by DaYooperASBDT

Our new first baseman?

You can't cross an elephant and a mountain climber because a mountain climber is a scaler (scalar).

Just kidding. You're right. It's Fielder.

**DaYooperASBDT** · 02-15-2012, 06:56 PM

Scorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre !!

**DaYooperASBDT** · 02-15-2012, 06:57 PM

He's overrated too.

**Dan Gilmore** · 02-15-2012, 07:23 PM

SOYLENT GREEN IS OVERATED PEOPLE!

**Who is the Drizzle?** · 02-15-2012, 07:26 PM

Originally Posted by jaymo

Sine is not 1 to 1 and so it does not have an inverse function unless you restrict the domain. Arcsin (sin x) only equals x for -pi/2 <= x <= pi/2.

There's algebra and trig. Let's do calc next.

i don't understand the calc ones. how about a cat trig?

or try and explain this:

**Gehringer_2** · 02-15-2012, 07:27 PM

**DaYooperASBDT** · 02-15-2012, 07:28 PM

That tears it - I'm resorting to the nuclear option.

**Shelton** · 02-15-2012, 07:32 PM

Originally Posted by jaymo

Sine is not 1 to 1 and so it does not have an inverse function unless you restrict the domain. Arcsin (sin x) only equals x for -pi/2 <= x <= pi/2.

There's algebra and trig. Let's do calc next.

I can't because I was rushed.

**DaYooperASBDT** · 02-15-2012, 07:33 PM

Derivatives rock.

**john doe** · 02-15-2012, 07:47 PM

This thread needs to be merged with the DetroitTigersRule thread.

**DaYooperASBDT** · 02-15-2012, 07:48 PM

Let's not water that thread down by adding my piece of crap.

**Jeff6851** · 02-15-2012, 08:26 PM

**Jeff6851** · 02-15-2012, 08:31 PM

x = .999....
10x = 9.999...
10x - x = 9.999... - .999...
9x = 9
x = 1
.999... = 1

Of course, this is true so long as each decimal is infinitely repeating..... gosh this season needs to start

**Titus Tiger** · 02-16-2012, 07:21 AM

Just weight (ha ha pun intended)

now that Miguel is losing weight he will hit less homeruns and his BABIP wil skyrocket!

**T&P_Fan** · 02-16-2012, 08:24 AM

Originally Posted by Shelton

I can't because I was rushed.

This is funny.

**djhutch** · 02-16-2012, 08:30 AM

**Yoda** · 02-16-2012, 10:16 AM

Never thought I'd say this but THANK GOD the fluff articles will start pouring in pretty quick.

**tiger337** · 02-16-2012, 10:29 AM

The Tigers are going to work on fundamentals this spring. Having talent like Verlander, Cabrera and Fielder helps, but it's the little things that win championships.