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    Default Your Rod Allen-to-English Dictionary




    This is from earlier in the year, but for some reason I never came across it before. Funny stuff.

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    Rod Allen is a bad man. B-A-D-D.
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    -Not A Bad Idea: What Rod says any time someone tries to bunt. “Laird bunts it foul…not a bad idea in this situation.”

    -Not Fair: Used to describe when a pitcher is dominating. “The way Greinke is throwing out there today is just not fair.”

    -Oh No He Didn’t: A common saying used whenever someone on the Tigers makes a big play. Mario: “Diving catch by Inge!” Rod: “Oh no he didn’t!”

    -Pahdnuh: “Partner”, a term of endearment he uses for Mario. “You’re looking sharp today, Pahdnuh.”

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    SLAYRITH = Schlereth

    Orthoscopic = Arthroscopic
    we only part to meet again vt BRIAN BLUHM vt

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    No batting cage reference?
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    Unless the article started with "Rod Allen, who is a friggin' idiot, ........." I cannot give it any credence.

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    He's an original, is Rod Allen.
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    Invert your sentences, you must.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yoda View Post
    No batting cage reference?
    Every since C-Mo, Thames, and Grandy left the team, he lost his BP chit chat buddies.
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    Whatever you do, don't call him any variation of "partner".
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    Ernie Harwell to Rod Aleen translator

    Harwell: That was an outstanding pitch by Verlander!

    Allen: That was just filthy!

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    Harwell: Verlander continues to dominate hitters
    Allen: Verlander stop it, just stop it.

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    G-Money !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaYooperASBDT View Post
    G-Money !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    yeah, eckspecially that one!

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    Rod also coined the infamous mixed metaphor "remedy for success". He most be applying that to Leyland's managing strategies.

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