Beer, Brats and Babes.... The life of Dennis.

This thread got me to thinking:

http://www.motownsports.com/forums/p...ealthcare.html

And in an effort not to clog that thread with my ****, I thought I'd put down my thoughts here ... enjoy?

I'm 32 years old. I live hard, drink hard, and won't be around for another 10 years. I'm not gonna waste anyone's money by going to the hospital and prolong my life.

In those 32 years of life, I've been to the hospital once. I wrecked my car when I was 16. Rolled it eight times. As the car sat upside down Guns N Roses blared on the speakers ...

You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby.
You're gonna die!

I don't think the we're suppose to live this long. Back in the day people were married by 16 and dead by forty. They didn't shove pills and medicine that made you **** yourself at the mall ... wait, they didn't have malls either.

We're pushing our bodies to last too long. We're afraid to die.

But do you know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby.
You're gonna die!

So go fight amongst yourselves. Have fun living to 75-80 popping pills and surviving. I'd rather live today.