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Charles Liston
07-18-2003, 06:20 PM
DETROIT (AP) - A. J. Hinch's single in the 5th inning raised his season's batting average to a scorching .207, and he immediately seemed to injure his groin running down the first-base line. He's listed as "day-to-day" after spending the remainder of the game in the clubhouse playing hacky-sack.
Asked after the game about his timetable for returning to the lineup, Hinch grinned broadly and refused to speculate. "I'll tell you this much though", he laughed. "There's only one job in baseball where you can get a big raise for hitting .207, and that's catching for the Detroit Tigers. So I wouldn't rule out the 60-day DL at this point".

sports_nut
07-18-2003, 06:41 PM
Makes ya want Inge back, eh...

Mikeshoe21
07-18-2003, 06:44 PM
Originally posted by sports_nut
Makes ya want Inge back, eh...

Not even a little bit.

Charles Liston
07-18-2003, 06:54 PM
DETROIT (AP) - A MotownTigers.com user, sports_nut, read an obviously bogus article about A. J. Hinch on a message board today, and possibly mistook it for genuine journalism.
There were no smiling icons or j/k references in the article but the subject matter was thought to be sufficiently silly as to render them redundant. The author apologizes for any inconvenience.

sports_nut
07-18-2003, 08:16 PM
sports_nut apologizes for not being a "moron" and taking this seriously.....

Hongbit
07-18-2003, 08:20 PM
Originally posted by sports_nut
sports_nut apologizes for not being a "moron" and taking this seriously.....

Hongbit has just wet himself

Props to Rickey