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Kdoogie24
10-18-2006, 01:31 PM
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BY MICHAEL ROSENBERG
FREE PRESS COLUMNIST

As Tigers manager Jim Leyland sets up his World Series rotation, he might want to consider the words of Jeremy Bonderman: "I suck."

Bonderman was talking about his ability to hit, not pitch. And suddenly, this matters. When the World Series moves to the National League champion's home park for Games 3-5, pitchers will have to hit, unless they can get a court-ordered injunction, and frankly Bonderman should pursue all legal avenues. In four years of interleague play, Bonderman is 0-for-19 with 12 strikeouts.

Maybe Bonderman will get lucky and start Game 2 at Comerica Park. Then he would be slated to start Game 6 in Detroit, too. And that means he can get through the World Series without having to hit, or in his case, miss.

Of the four starters -- Bonderman, Nate Robertson, Kenny Rogers and Justin Verlander -- who is the worst hitter?

"I haven't gotten a hit yet, so I've got to be," Bonderman said.

"Neither have I!" Verlander said.

True, but Verlander has only one at-bat. He flied out. It did not diminish his confidence.

"I'm going for a home run if I get in the World Series," Verlander promised. "Oh, yeah. I'm not holding anything back."

Verlander said he has hit home runs before: in a spring-training contest with reliever Joel Zumaya.

"We had a little bit of a home run derby down there in Lakeland last year," Verlander said. "We both put on a little bit of a show. I'm gonna go ahead and say he has a little bit more juice than me, but I'm a little bit more consistent in putting it out of the yard."

Verlander did not say which club he hit. But he was happy to name the staff's worst hitter.

"I'm going to have to throw Bondo under the bus," Verlander said.

If ever there was a time when the Tigers could use left-hander Mike Maroth, this is it. Maroth has four hits and two walks in 18 plate appearances. Alas, Maroth is injured and probably won't be on the World Series roster.

Maroth identified the main flaw in Bonderman's swing.

"I've seen him lose balance a few times," Maroth said. "He likes to swing as hard as he can."

That has never worked well for anybody. Yet the competition here is stiff. So tell us, Sean Casey. Who is the worst hitter on your pitching staff?

"Oh, God," Casey said. "Nate."

Casey took remarkably little time to finger Robertson, considering Casey arrived in Detroit at the trade deadline, after interleague play ended.

"I've never seen him do it," Casey said, "but I'm calling that Nate is going to be the worst. Just because I love busting on him."

While Casey ragged on Robertson at such a vulnerable moment in the pitcher's career, Vance Wilson did what catchers are supposed to do: He offered words of support to the entire pitching staff.

"They're all terrible," Wilson said. "We're in trouble if it comes down to that."

Wilson voted for Robertson as the worst hitter. Robertson is 1-for-14 in his career, which gives him a potentially insurmountable lead over Bonderman in the career hits race. Robertson's hit came against Milwaukee in June. But he lost some of Wilson's respect that day when he tweaked his knee in the batter's box.

"He obviously is too unathletic to even make a baseball swing," Wilson said. "He said he was setting the pitcher up for an inside fastball. I was like, 'What are you doing, man?' "

A good question. But as hard as Robertson tries, we're afraid we have to give the Tigers' Balsa Slugger award to Bonderman.

"Nate's got a little bit of a clue," Maroth said. "Bondo just goes up there and hacks."

As Bonderman returned to his clubhouse stall Tuesday, he found the strangest package waiting for him. It was from an equipment company.

"Look at this," he said incredulously. "They don't send me batting gloves all year. Now they send me batting gloves. Unbelievable."

I like the part how Casey nominates Nate just because he always rags on him

Edman85
10-18-2006, 01:35 PM
Kenny Rogers in Wrigley this year was hilarious, just not even trying the first two at bats, only to lace a double down the line later...

Oblong
10-18-2006, 01:37 PM
what cracks me up is that these guys were probably the best hitter on their team in high school.

Anthony
10-18-2006, 01:41 PM
I want to see Rodney bat again.

MelissaG915
10-18-2006, 01:50 PM
fun article

Johnny Mac
10-18-2006, 01:53 PM
Rodney was the best tigers hitter in the regular season

Shaggy Ry
10-18-2006, 02:21 PM
Well we beat Oakland batting Santiago and Neifi...

As long as we stay healthy everywhere else. We don't have the DH calibre advantage most Al teams usually have though either.

I still can't believe they'd be so putrid at the plate. You'd think they'd have a clue and at least be comfortable in the batters box.

Zakk_Wylde
10-18-2006, 02:48 PM
Damn, I wish Mike Maroth was on the roster. That guy could hit MUCH better than either Perez or Santiago, both for average and for power. He was even used in a pinch hit situation back in '04 or '05. (I think it was '05).

estrepe1
10-18-2006, 02:50 PM
I still can't believe they'd be so putrid at the plate. You'd think they'd have a clue and at least be comfortable in the batters box.

Why? Pitchers don't hit in the minor leagues. In fact the only league that doesn't have the DH at this point is the National League. Pitchers don't even have to hit in College. Some do, but they don't have to.

I am guessing that some of these guys haven't routinely picked up a bat in years.

tigerbomb13
10-18-2006, 02:53 PM
Anybody remember when Franklyn German batted a few years ago and attempted a bunt? That was pretty hilarious.

djhutch
10-19-2006, 06:55 AM
"They're all terrible," Wilson said. "We're in trouble if it comes down to that."

Wilson nails it again.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f0/Wilsoncastaway.jpg/200px-Wilsoncastaway.jpg

BigCec
10-19-2006, 07:06 AM
I want to see Rodney bat again.

Atleast he made contact. :laugh:

catswithbats
10-22-2006, 01:07 AM
I think Tram had Maroth pinch hit in '04 in a blowout. I think he was .500 until that :p

ErieTigerFan
10-22-2006, 09:31 AM
We should get Earl Wilson out of retirement. That pitcher could really hit, and was often used as a pinch hitter back before the DH came along. He even hit quite a few home runs. In 1968 he posted a .227 average with 7 home runs and a triple.

The damn major league needs to go one way or the other for both the NL and the AL over the use of the DH. This disparity over all these years needs to be over.

MonkeyDarts
10-22-2006, 10:14 AM
Earl Wilson was quite a hitter as a pitcher. But his retirement, unfortunately, is permanent. Earl died in 2005.