Hey, White Sox....

[Yoda]

Who's in first??


That's all I have to say.

[BiggieG]

This isn't an Abbott and Costello test is it?

[cruzer1]

This isn't an Abbott and Costello test is it?
Who?

[IdahoBert]

What?

[cruzer1]

What?
Third base...

(I don't know)

[potthole]

Hey White Sux...

I hate you! Also, GFYAD.

[cruzer1]

Hey White Sux...

I hate you! Also, GFYAD.
Go Find Your Athletic Director?

[potthole]

Heh, that's a good guess. You got one word right, "Go." Keep guessing on the others.

[tigersfandm]

FIRST PLACE STILL and STILL the best record in baseball. now go indians this weekend.

[chasfh]

Heh, that's a good guess. You got one word right, "Go." Keep guessing on the others.

Go Forth, Young Asian Dentists?

[SheltonLover]

Go Find Your African Dad?

[Tigercub33]

Go Find Yourself A Daddy?

[monkeynuts]

Go Fondle Yourself After Drinking?

[Yoda]

Go f*** yourselves and die?

Either that or this:

Go Find Your African Dad?

[Tigercub33]

Go f*** yourselves and die?

Our little potthole would not use such language...

[OldTimey]

Gunning for your absolute demise?

[SheltonLover]

Gifted Foreigners Yelling Abstract Defamations

[Ingefanclub]

Gay Fags Yearn After Dick

(Wow they let me say this on here)

[Yoda]

I guess they assumed we would have more self-control...

[DaYooperASBDT]

As Jack Horkheimer would say to the White Sox ...
"Keep Looking Up !!!!"

[chasfh]

Gay Fags Yearn After Dick

(Wow they let me say this on here)

This from a guy named "IngeFanClub". :wink:

[apabruce]

"Gone Ford", Young Alerts Dombroski.

[monkeynuts]

"Gone Ford", Young Alerts Dombroski.

Wow, major points for creativity. :laugh:

[tigersfandm]

white sox would be the devil if they somehow end up getting rowand back this year from the phillies.

http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/cs-060608gonzo,1,3597837.story?coll=cs-whitesox-headlines

[DaYooperASBDT]

"Gone Ford", Young Alerts Dombroski.

Winner.

[potthole]

Go f*** yourselves and die?



Winner!

[potthole]

Our little potthole would not use such language...


In the proper situation I can cuss with the best of 'em.

[OldTimey]

I'd say it's time to get less cocky.

[monkeynuts]

I'd say it's time to get less cocky.

Hey, we still are first. :dead:

[DaYooperASBDT]

Nah, just time to tar and feather our "closer" :devious:

[spikesglaring]

Our closer isn't the only problem there Yoop.

[DaYooperASBDT]

Nope, but it's a start. Maybe they can hide Jones in the locker room somewhere?

[Go Kitties]

Earth to Detroit: You are clear for re-entry

http://www.betus.com/img/benchwarmers/2005-10-12-001.jpg

[FloridaTigers]

I'd say it's time to get less cocky.

Yeah, this whole "LOLZ, STILL IN FIRST" aint going to last longer if we keep playing like this.

[Yoda]

Are you guys lonely down there?

[Go Kitties]

Are you guys lonely down there?
we've sort of missed you. what took you so long? We were worried. Seriously. Because we care. :wink:

[Yoda]

we've sort of missed you. what took you so long? We were worried. Seriously. Because we care. :wink:

I hate to be the one to tell you, but you're still in 2nd place. You have no more room to be cocky than we do.

[cruzer1]

http://www.talonse.com/avatars/sox.jpg

[Go Kitties]

http://www.talonse.com/avatars/sox.jpg
you guys have assaulted the royals this season more than Mr. Ligue will ever do. Got any pictures of Higgenson molesting flight attendants?

[monkeynuts]

you guys have assaulted the royals this season more than Mr. Ligue will ever do. Got any pictures of Higgenson molesting flight attendants?

Who the hell is Higgenson?

[slim pickens]

wasnt he the creator of the muppets?

[slim pickens]

Earth to Detroit: You are clear for re-entry

http://www.betus.com/img/benchwarmers/2005-10-12-001.jpg

HE MUST HAVE GOTTEN MONO......

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/5558/ozzie9cj.png

[el tigre]

white sox would be the devil if they somehow end up getting rowand back this year from the phillies.

http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/cs-060608gonzo,1,3597837.story?coll=cs-whitesox-headlines

1. Garland has a no-trade clause, he isn't going anywhere.
2. The Sox would be stupid to give up on Anderson this quickly, that kid is going to be a star. He made a game-saving catch tonight, and if his bat comes around, I'm pretty scared of that Sox lineup. Right now they have two automatic outs at the bottom of the order in Uribe and Anderson, and if 1 of the 2 get it together, if not both, that's a scary lineup.

There are rumors that if Anderson doesn't get it together in the next couple of weeks, they could look to the Brewers for Brady Clark, but I don't see Rowand going anywhere, anytime soon.

[cruzer1]

1. Garland is horrible.
2. Anderson is horrible, so is Mackowiak.
3. Clark is horrible.
4. Chris Young is great.

[Tigercub33]

Seriously, what possesses one to become a little Internet troll? "Hmmm, my life is pretty boring right now and I just got done watch a lifetime movie, maybe I will head over to another teams forum and try and make myself feel better by trying to be witty."

What a pathetic excuse for a human.
Buddha, where is your White Sox fan repellent (you know - soap & water)? I think its time to break it out.

[Bhay99]

congrats, you're a half a game up when you have played one more game than the Sox...guess that's all Detroit fans need to get their panties wet

[Yoda]

congrats, you're a half a game up when you have played one more game than the Sox...guess that's all Detroit fans need to get their panties wet

Did posting on another teams message board get yours wet?

[Tigercub33]

congrats, you're a half a game up when you have played one more game than the Sox...guess that's all Detroit fans need to get their panties wet

See the post above yours

[Corky]

1. Garland has a no-trade clause, he isn't going anywhere.
2. The Sox would be stupid to give up on Anderson this quickly, that kid is going to be a star. He made a game-saving catch tonight, and if his bat comes around, I'm pretty scared of that Sox lineup. Right now they have two automatic outs at the bottom of the order in Uribe and Anderson, and if 1 of the 2 get it together, if not both, that's a scary lineup.

There are rumors that if Anderson doesn't get it together in the next couple of weeks, they could look to the Brewers for Brady Clark, but I don't see Rowand going anywhere, anytime soon.

Ya can't be totally sure about Anderson. When they were grooming Jeremy Reed astheir centerfield stud he was Minor League player of the year, a multi-tool guy. The next great thing and a coup for the Ms to get him. He has been performing slightly above journeyman level since getting to the bigs. Ditto on Kapler. There are no sure things. I think guys see stuff in the majors pitching-wise that they NEVER saw in the minors or college. Those who adjust make it. Some don't make the adjustment. Jurie's still out on Reed.

[spikesglaring]

congrats, you're a half a game up when you have played one more game than the Sox...guess that's all Detroit fans need to get their panties wet

Over/Under on him being banned: 5 posts.

I'm going under.

[potthole]

Under, if he keeps posting.

[Oblong]

Over/Under on him being banned: 5 posts.

I'm going under.

you win

[Yoda]

He gone.

[Tigercub33]

He gone.

BRILLIANT! Simply Brilliant.

[Yoda]

BRILLIANT! Simply Brilliant.

Sadly, I can't take credit for it.

[Tigercub33]

you win

Now, lets talk about that little troll hole "Go Kitties"...

[el tigre]

Ya can't be totally sure about Anderson. When they were grooming Jeremy Reed astheir centerfield stud he was Minor League player of the year, a multi-tool guy. The next great thing and a coup for the Ms to get him. He has been performing slightly above journeyman level since getting to the bigs. Ditto on Kapler. There are no sure things. I think guys see stuff in the majors pitching-wise that they NEVER saw in the minors or college. Those who adjust make it. Some don't make the adjustment. Jurie's still out on Reed.

Never said he was a sure thing. But he's got a lot of talent, and if I had to make a bet, I'd say Anderson becomes a star. Jeremy Reed does not have the same tools as Anderson does. He's struggling right now, but he's a rookie, only time will tell, but the kid has talent. A lot of Sox fans think that they should pick up a centerfielder, as a rental, and send Anderson down to AAA to get things worked out for the future. It could help him out, Rowand had some trouble up in the bigs for awhile and now he's one of the better centerfielders in the game. And IMHO, I don't think Rowand is that good; Anderson has the talent to become a better overall player than Rowand.

[spikesglaring]

you win

I know.

[pyrotigers]

White Sox fans think we suck, and we're a half game up on them.

So, they must be *really* bad.

[WorldChampionSox]

White Sox fans think we suck, and we're a half game up on them.

So, they must be *really* bad.


why are we really bad? we have beat you 5 out of 6...might as well close down this thread now, because that's all that needs to be said


wow, the tigers have been out of contention so long you don't even know how to talk smack.

[Tigercub33]

why are we really bad? we have beat you 5 out of 6...might as well close down this thread now, because that's all that needs to be said


wow, the tigers have been out of contention so long you don't even know how to talk smack.

I am glad you could successfully pass your reading comprehension tests. :dead:

Remind us all again...before last year, when was your last World Series Championship?

And aren't you guys only the second most popular team in YOUR OWN CITY?

Now go back to your little hole Troll. You are stinking up this place.

[Biff Mayhem]

why are we really bad? we have beat you 5 out of 6...might as well close down this thread now, because that's all that needs to be said


wow, the tigers have been out of contention so long you don't even know how to talk smack.

And you were kicked off this board one other time with your other username "Bhay99".

[Charles Liston]

Good Friend Yoda's A Deviant.

[tigers2006_2ndplace]

I am glad you could successfully pass your reading comprehension tests. :dead:

Remind us all again...before last year, when was your last World Series Championship?

And aren't you guys only the second most popular team in YOUR OWN CITY?

Now go back to your little hole Troll. You are stinking up this place.

1. out of the sox and tigers who was the last team to lose 100 games?

2. we might be the second most popular team in our city (even though many cub fans are tired of inept baseball)...but its better than being third (red wings, pistons, tigers)

3. alex cintron won the game against you. ALEX CINTRON!!!!

In point, you havnt not proved anything. the white sox went through the same thing in 2005. I'm not saying I am taking the Tigers lightly, because thats flat out ********. I also will say the tigers are better than the Indians by far. I do not want to get banned, just have some baseball discussion. I have relitives in Detroit and have been to the ballpark many times and I love it. I guess I just want to create a rivilary of some sorts.

and p.s. please don't bring up this aaron rowand trade, he's an average player at best.

[DET Mr Malefic]

1. out of the sox and tigers who was the last team to lose 100 games?

2. we might be the second most popular team in our city (even though many cub fans are tired of inept baseball)...but its better than being third (red wings, pistons, tigers)

3. alex cintron won the game against you. ALEX CINTRON!!!!

In point, you havnt not proved anything. the white sox went through the same thing in 2005. I'm not saying I am taking the Tigers lightly, because thats flat out ********. I also will say the tigers are better than the Indians by far. I do not want to get banned, just have some baseball discussion. I have relitives in Detroit and have been to the ballpark many times and I love it. I guess I just want to create a rivilary of some sorts.

and p.s. please don't bring up this aaron rowand trade, he's an average player at best.

Even though I don't like the purpose, I have to give credit to that creative handle. No sarcasm intended, it made me laugh when I saw it. Good job.

[TigersMeow79]

1. out of the sox and tigers who was the last team to lose 100 games?

2. we might be the second most popular team in our city (even though many cub fans are tired of inept baseball)...but its better than being third (red wings, pistons, tigers)

3. alex cintron won the game against you. ALEX CINTRON!!!!

In point, you havnt not proved anything. the white sox went through the same thing in 2005. I'm not saying I am taking the Tigers lightly, because thats flat out ********. I also will say the tigers are better than the Indians by far. I do not want to get banned, just have some baseball discussion. I have relitives in Detroit and have been to the ballpark many times and I love it. I guess I just want to create a rivilary of some sorts.

and p.s. please don't bring up this aaron rowand trade, he's an average player at best.


Sounds good to me there are a couple places baseball games are won. The first place is in the newspapers, and the second place is on messageboards.

[DET Mr Malefic]

Sounds good to me there are a couple places baseball games are won. The first place is in the newspapers, and the second place is on messageboards.

Hilarious.

[Yoda]

Ummm... if you want to have a friendly rivalry, try posting with some amount of class instead of trying to be a Jim Rome clone. Discuss baseball instead of trying to "talk smack". Maybe you won't get banned again.

[potthole]

I'd also think that a less "you guys suck" type name would be a good idea as well...

[TigersMeow79]

I'd also think that a less "you guys suck" type name would be a good idea as well...

You have to bring it strong here.

[Charles Liston]

You have to bring it strong here.

Right on. And I haven't even used all-caps in this thread yet.

[travis]

why are we really bad? we have beat you 5 out of 6...might as well close down this thread now, because that's all that needs to be said


wow, the tigers have been out of contention so long you don't even know how to talk smack.

I'm sorry, did they recently change playoff entry format to include head to head matchups? Granted, losing 5 of 6 to the White Sox is horrific for a team in our position. Fortunately we only had to win 1 game in the last series to stay in first, and we did that.

Let me know when head to head means anything other then home field advantage in case of a tie.

[FloridaTigers]

YAY! Sox trolls! It took them a while to get here, but they hath arrived! I think I have a case for making a special thread on Whitesoxinteractive once I'm unbanned.

[Biff Mayhem]

YAY! Sox trolls! It took them a while to get here, but they hath arrived! I think I have a case for making a special thread on Whitesoxinteractive once I'm unbanned.

How about not? Leave them alone. Let them wallow in jail or wherever it is that they come from. Don't draw them here. You only create more work for the moderators.

[IdahoBert]

YAY! Sox trolls! It took them a while to get here, but they hath arrived! I think I have a case for making a special thread on Whitesoxinteractive once I'm unbanned.Echoing Biff, please don't do that.

[Casimir]

I'd say it's time to get less cocky.

Indeed. Or at least time to stop acting a lot like the popular perception (of this forum) of White Sox fans.

[Tigercub33]

What the deal with Sox trolls? We never seem to get trolls from other teams. We may get fans from other teams who come here for actual baseball discussion, but the Sox fans (or is it just one guy multiple times - like one of Yoda's "special Tuesdays") just come here to stir up trouble.

[Dan Gilmore]

TC33's post made me think of KC Powercat. A class guy all around and likely suffering through this pit of a season (we can relate all too well).

On a happier note, the Sux lost tonight. Garcia got hammered, his ERA is over 5. Life is good.

[markmeista]

Was anybody watching ESPN Sunday Night Baseball, Tribe vs. Sox? 9th inning, when the Sox were trying to rally and tie the game, our beloved boy, A.J. Pierzynski pulled a 2005 ALCS move again and ran to first when he believed he was hit by a pitch. He went back pouting and crying, et al. Even the umpires had the look of "you're full of it" on their faces.

Pierzynski and the Sox trolls are one in the same mind.

Long live disco.
http://www.outernetweb.com/focal/disco/photos/ddpic9.jpg
http://www.outernetweb.com/focal/disco/photos/ddpic18.jpg

[FloridaTigers]

Wasn't there a Royals troll a few years ago? :confused:

[estrepe1]

Wasn't there a Royals troll a few years ago? :confused:

I am not sure about that. But KCPowercat is one of my favorite non Tiger fan posters around. He was a good guy I feel bad for him having to go through this team.

[slim pickens]

Was anybody watching ESPN Sunday Night Baseball, Tribe vs. Sox? 9th inning, when the Sox were trying to rally and tie the game, our beloved boy, A.J. Pierzynski pulled a 2005 ALCS move again and ran to first when he believed he was hit by a pitch. He went back pouting and crying, et al. Even the umpires had the look of "you're full of it" on their faces.

Pierzynski and the Sox trolls are one in the same mind.

Long live disco.
http://www.outernetweb.com/focal/disco/photos/ddpic9.jpg
http://www.outernetweb.com/focal/disco/photos/ddpic18.jpg
whats with the dudes climbing the foul poles?....

[markmeista]

whats with the dudes climbing the foul poles?....

Those are partakers in Disco Demolition Night (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disco_Demolition_Night) in 1979 at Old Comiskey Park in Chicago. It took place during an intermission in a doubleheader between the Tigs and Sox.

[pyrotigers]

1.5 up now, considering they've beaten us 5 out of 6 as they so love to point out that's pretty bad.

Especially since their schedule has been so easy. I'm not going to start spouting off about how the Tigers are "for real" and going to win the world series or anything, but the Chisox aren't looking too good either.

[markmeista]

1.5 up now, considering they've beaten us 5 out of 6 as they so love to point out that's pretty bad.

Especially since their schedule has been so easy. I'm not going to start spouting off about how the Tigers are "for real" and going to win the world series or anything, but the Chisox aren't looking too good either.

Ah, you beat me to it. I was going to mention that in my previous post, but I got too carried away with Disco Demolition and poking fun at Pierzynski.

[monkeytargets37]

I opened this thread expecting it to be a bad news bears reference telling the white sox to take their trophy and shove it up their ***es.

with Todd Jones as Lupus.

[Brian]

7-9 against a brutal stretch in the sech. But, remember the Tigers started this stretch with a game & half lead. That;s how they finished it. I didn't know what to think heading into this but I'll take a game & a hlf lead coming out of it.

[cruzer1]

I opened this thread expecting it to be a bad news bears reference telling the white sox to take their trophy and shove it up their ***es.

with Todd Jones as Lupus.
My reaction exactly.

[Oblong]

Posted by a white sox fan somewhere:

Sheesh, they can beat us but not the damn tigers. What the hell?


Maybe because the Sox aren't as good as the Tigers? Ever think of that?

[Go Kitties]

Posted by a white sox fan somewhere:



Maybe because the Sox aren't as good as the Tigers? Ever think of that?
I do, anytime I need a laugh.

[Yoda]

I do, anytime I need a laugh.

Is it really that laughable or are you just trying to play tough-guy? Dispite head-to-head record, we have a better overall record than you guys and you've had a much weaker schedule. So I find it odd that you "laugh" at such a statement.

[lesgoblu02]

Is it really that laughable or are you just trying to play tough-guy?

Apparently you didn't get the memo Yoda (and yes their was a cover sheet on the TPS report), Go Kitties is a true life, honest to goodness "Hollaback Girl".

Don't F with him or he will go B-A-N-A-N-A-S! on you.

[Tigercub33]

Apparently you didn't get the memo Yoda (and yes their was a cover sheet on the TPS report), Go Kitties is a true life, honest to goodness "Hollaback Girl".

Don't F with him or he will go B-A-N-A-N-A-S! on you.

I wish I had NEVER heard that song.

[markmeista]

I do, anytime I need a laugh.

Funny thing, I get a laugh out of Pierzynski every time he either a) opens his mouth or b) tries to pull a bs play (like on Sunday in the 9th inning).

For more laughs, I think of "the cell" and how poorly designed it was before they renovated it - and how it still sucks in the upper deck.

For even more laughs, I think of trolls like you.

[Go Kitties]

Is it really that laughable or are you just trying to play tough-guy? Dispite head-to-head record, we have a better overall record than you guys and you've had a much weaker schedule. So I find it odd that you "laugh" at such a statement.

Perhaps a little of both. Seriously, their overall records are too close to say one is better than the other. And stop reading strength of schedule crap, it's pointless. You've played NYY and BOS, so what? Your team wet the bed against those guys.

You have to look at head to head match ups. And even though you're only 1-5 against the champs, it seems like most were close games that could've gone either way.

It's going to be a fun race -- I just hope the twinkies and tribe don't decide to get in on the act. Then again...could be even more fun if they do. The central's going to be TOUGH for the next few years. I like it.

[markmeista]

Maybe because the Sox aren't as good as the Tigers? Ever think of that?

Is it really that laughable or are you just trying to play tough-guy? Dispite head-to-head record, we have a better overall record than you guys and you've had a much weaker schedule. So I find it odd that you "laugh" at such a statement.

Perhaps a little of both. Seriously, their overall records are too close to say one is better than the other. And stop reading strength of schedule crap, it's pointless. You've played NYY and BOS, so what? Your team wet the bed against those guys.

For the sake of credibility, shouldn't you have cited Oblong's post and not Yoda's? Yoda simply stated fact: that as of today, at 1:40 PM, we have a better overall record than the White Sox.

[Go Kitties]

For the sake of credibility

I played golf with Sparky Anderson in Thousand Oaks, CA about five years ago. Does that work?

[Oblong]

how heavy was his bag? Did he tip well?

[Yoda]

I played golf with Sparky Anderson in Thousand Oaks, CA about five years ago. Does that work?

How'd you manage that?

[Go Kitties]

How'd you manage that?
total stroke of luck - a friend of mine worked in the golf shop at Sunset Hills CC where Sparky is a member. He invited me out to play a round during the week and just as we're about to tee off Sparky pulls up in a golf cart and asks if he can join us.

Great guy, great stories. I asked him about the way he egged on Gibson when San Diego walked a batter to get to him in the '84 series.

[markmeista]

total stroke of luck - a friend of mine worked in the golf shop at Sunset Hills CC where Sparky is a member. He invited me out to play a round during the week and just as we're about to tee off Sparky pulls up in a golf cart and asks if he can join us.

Great guy, great stories. I asked him about the way he egged on Gibson when San Diego walked a batter to get to him in the '84 series.

That's pretty cool, man.

[Yoda]

total stroke of luck

Nice pun.